KING OF POLYESTER (trumpet)
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"Pulled up as he parked the car
then he took his little feet
and walked right up to the door"
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"Went inside looking slick as
snot with his smile so suave
that the women all dropped"
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"Bag in hand with his hammer
inside it. Shoes so shiny with
his Cuban cigar lit"
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"down two steps and to the right
Lucky ten was his number tonight"
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"Stepped on up with an arrow in sight.
From the middle 1,2,3, to the right
out for the handshake, up for the call,
watch and see those rednecks fall"
"Who is he? King of polyester.
Who is he? King of polyester.
Who is he? King of polyester.
What does he do?"
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One after another he watched
them fall, his mighty hook
was way to much for them all"
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"the people cheered as they swept
them away he turned around and said
well what can I say"
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"half way there with no sweat in sight
he swung once again and knocked
them down with all of his might"
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"7,8,9, without a problem the room
grew silent as he came upon ten"
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"Stepped on up with an arrow in sight.
From the middle 1,2,3, to the right
out for the handshake, up for the call,
watch and see those rednecks fall"
"Who is he? King of polyester.
Who is he? King of polyester.
Who is he? King of polyester.
What does he do?"
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"Two down with one to go.
If he gets the last one
it will be quite a show"
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"His arm swung forward as
he let it go. The air was
shattered by the force of
the throw"
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"down the alley with his
perfect hook. He hit them
so hard the whole room shook"
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"people cheered as they hit
the ground. Their ears were
deafened by the crushing sound"
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"Waved to the people as he
picked up his bag grabbed
his cigar and his black silk
rag. Up two steps and to the
right, out the door be back
tomorrow night"
"Who is he? King of polyester.
Who is he? King of polyester.
Who is he? King of polyester.
What does he do?"
"Marks 'Em Up"
